..2012 Deviation

Deviations are the random little drips of essential oils left over from my experimenting  with new blends for my Chaotic Witchery perfume oils. I don't intend to create them, Deviations just... happen.

There's no set format for Deviations; there could be one bottle, or twenty, and you'll have to trust my description of how they smell. I have no idea how often they will pop up for sale so be sure to add my "Book of Face" minion fan page to get regular updates for this blog and the site proper.

I am currently offering ONE 50ml bottle of "New Year 2012" for £101 (to include superfast p&p). 

...2012 is about hope for the future after sitting in limbo for what feels like forever. It's a good scent for meditation because it helps clear the mind and settle the soul.. then giving way to a comforting warmth and a hint of inspiration. ...2012 inspires patience and smoothes away worry, but also gives gentle inspiration and insight.

..2012 begins with the sweetness of aniseed, limes, tangerines and peppermint sticks, but also with a winter chill to clear the mind. Think of the taste of childhood Christmas candy and the feeling of happy comfort it brings and you are most of the way there.

Clove, nutmeg and ginger add a lasting warmth and gently soothe and relax to create a sense of a clean headspace waiting to be filled.

Camphor gives a healing, slight peppermint note that fits in well with the stark coldness of Winter and acts to inspire and enliven but at a pace you can handle.
Cinnamon's firey sweetness adds hope, anticipation and spice with a positivity that feels natural and lasting to support you as you make real changes and try a new direction in life.

This is a unisex blend in plain, dark glass bottles, for those looking to get their groove back without fear of overwhelm, and who want to start the coming year in a positive frame of mind. It's a gentle scent, but it lasts all day.. and so is brilliant for wearing in the workplace.

Deviation ..2012 was inspired by themes of new beginnings, fresh starts and a need for a clean slate. Someone I tested the scent on said it gave her a feeling of sunshine after rain. The generously-sized 50 ml bottle will last you well into, if not for the entirety of the coming year.

..2012 brings a new perspective, to change your world

*there is 1 *large* bottle of this Deviation in the whole world :)* 

I will update to let everyone once its gone, so check back here.

Email me if you want to buy it and I will send you an invoice; reserving it with a deposit may be possible. If you are nice.

"It's like a vat of acid with a PIE in! roll in, victims!"

Angels in Strange Places

I no longer perform my work via email. From now, the clearing and readings are strictly done in real time, on the phone.. prices reflect this. I call you, so remember that your payment includes my costs, as I use an unregistered phone and will call international if you live overseas.
In person work is discounted but catching me in any one place more than once is a minor miracle.

For those following my journey, here is a summary of today's awesome:
I went for a walk down to a big river.
I found a nice shop owned by a Russian guy who looks like Edward James Olmos, who put me a free advert in his window for local work.
I got a free cab ride and so did some energy work for the driver's wife as a thank you.
I did three lovely ladies some readings and got breakfast in return, and I sold a perfume.

Funny that.. when I stop hiding what I am, it works for me :)

"It's like a vat of acid with a PIE in! roll in, victims!"

Lethe Deviation

Deviations are the random little drips of essential oils left over from my experimenting  with new blends for my Chaotic Witchery perfume oils. I don't intend to create them, Deviations just... happen.

There's no set format for Deviations; there could be one bottle, or twenty, and you'll have to trust my description of how they smell. I have no idea how often they will pop up for sale so be sure to add my "Book of Face" minion fan page to get regular updates for this blog and the site proper.

I am currently offering TWO 10ml bottles of "Lethe" for £47 each (to include superfast p&p). 

Lethe is full of  my best energy work intended to support and encourage you as shake off the last of the hold that past experiences may still exert over you, hence the price. I'm not letting healing potion go for nothing ;)

Lethe is a slow, heady blend of Earth and Salt Water; a churning river that follows a thunderstorm. It washes away elemental anger, frustation, sorrow and rage, leaving a soothing, sweet comforting centre that lasts all day, and into the night. Lethe helps you to calm your emotions and deal with obstacles.

Coriander seed, basil and tangerine are the first things I can smell.. they are a distracting taste of sweet release evocative of the Christmas party season.

Camphor gives a healing, slight peppermint note that fits in well with the stark coldness of Winter and invokes perfectly the way the holidays can churns up emotions and become a time for personal reflection.

Vetiver, Cinnamon and Patchouli essential oils give a long lasting and lingering sense of thick, warm comfort and languid, satisified sexuality.

This is a unisex blend in plain, dark glass bottles, for those seeking solace and a sense of quiet space in whch to let go of the past and heal old wounds. If the Holiday season stirs up mixed feelings, you likely will want to enjoy good company without ignoring your need for reflection and spiritual healing.

Deviation Lethe is the perfect gift to yourself or for someone you care about.  I drew inspiration from some intensely personal experiences of the highest highs and lowest lows, which cancel out to a kind of numbness that leads to inner peace, healing and a sense of warm hope for the future. I was hugely inspired by memes about the mythical river of Lethe and it's waters of forgetfullness.  

Lethe hits the reset button for mind, body and soul.

*there are 2 bottles of this Deviation in the whole world :)*  <<--all gone within 9 hours!!

I will update to let everyone once they're all gone, so check back here.

Email me if you want to buy a bottle and I will send you an invoice; reserving one with a deposit may be possible. If you are nice.

Today's thought: Neitzsche: WINNING!

"It's like a vat of acid with a PIE in! roll in, victims!"

Free Stuff Which Happens To Coincide With Giftmas

Hello kiddies. I'm catching up on work after major, major life upheaval, so if you are waiting to hear from me, i'm on it. I'm offering every service as a buy one, get one free for the next week. If you buy anything, or want to buy something, send me an email saying you saw this post, and we can discuss details of your freebie. This covers everything, even the bespoke perfumes :) EVERY THING. GO!

 No, I'm not offering this treat to be seasonal. 

"It's like a vat of acid with a PIE in! roll in, victims!"

 

Some updates and changes

I'm intending to put the old url to rest and start fresh. I've outgrown my old pen-name too, "Gehenna" comes with too many expectations and it isn't who I am anymore.

The site has gone through phases.
It was a people pleaser, seeking approval with safe, derivative formatting and content, and the illusion of a couple-y foundation.
Right now, it's angry and it certainly stands out more, but it still isn't right. It's about self-expression, and winning people over based on being defiant, contrary and acerbic.


The mission now is not to gain acceptance or understanding. If you want something I sell, buy it, but who I am is none of your concern. I'm not here to be liked.

With this in mind, here are the changes I'm hoping to get coded up and in place as soon as I'm inhumanely able:
~I will be writing more about the perfumes, and will no longer be offering them for sale within the UK.
~I'll be offering in-person consultations on the Chaotic Witchery scents, and the readings and the energy work. These will take place on the beach or maybe in the woods. I don't care if it is cold, wet or generally inhospitable, but you might so bring a blanket or something.
~Readings will not include the use of Tarot.
~Readings will be by phone or nature scene only. No more e-fail :)
~I'll not be maintaining a personal failbook page. I won't delete the one that's already there.
~There will be a clear shift to a new USP (Unique Selling Point)

*Just spoke to a peep who came downstairs about it, and he agreed.. I'm wanting to get away from spending hours a day on the internet. I have the chance to work IRL for a while, and I'm gonna do that. When I'm on the move I can shift back to being glued to my screen.

So kiddies, thats where it's at.

And, I won't be Gehenna.